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  • Nyx:

    So you know who I am?!

  • Annabeth:

    Well...you're Night, I suppose. I can tell because you're dark and everything.

  • Annabeth:

    But...the brochure didn't say much about you.

  • Nyx:

    What brochure?!

  • Annabeth:

    *looks at Percy*

  • Annabeth:

    *pats her pockets*

  • Annabeth:

    We had one didn't we?

  • Percy:

    Uh-huh.

  • Percy:

    *hopes Annabeth doesn't make things worse*

  • Annabeth:

    Anyway, I guess the brochure didn't say much because you weren't spotlighted on the tour.

  • Annabeth:

    We got to see the River Phlegethon, the Cocytus, the arai, the poison glade, even some random titans and giants, but Nyx...hmmm, no, you weren't really featured.

  • Nyx:

    Featured?! Spotlighted?!

  • Percy:

    Yah! We came down here for the Tartarus tour——like, exotic destinations, you know? The Underworld is overdone. Mount Olympus is a tourist trap——

  • Annabeth:

    Gods, totally! So we booked the Tartarus excursion, but no one mentioned we'd run into Nyx. Huh. Oh well. Guess they didn't think you were important.

  • Nyx:

    NOT IMPORTANT?!

  • Annabeth:

    Well, how many other demigods have you seen on the tour?

  • Nxy:

    None! Not one! This is unacceptable!!

  • Annabeth:

    Maybe it's because you haven't done anything to get in the news. I mean, I can understand Tartarus being important! This whole place is named after him! Or, if we could meet Day——

  • Percy:

    Oh, yeah. Day?! She would be impressive. I'd totally want to meet her. Maybe get we autograph.

  • Nyx:

    Day?! You mean Hermana? We is my daughter!! Night is much more powerful than day!!

  • Annabeth:

    Eh, I liked the arai, or even Akhlys better.

  • Nyx:

    They are my children as well!!

  • Percy:

    *yawns*

  • Percy:

    Got a lot of children, huh?

  • Nyx:

    I am the mother of all terrors!! The Fates themselves!! Hecate! Old Age! Pain! Sleep! Death! And all the curses! Behold how newsworthy I am!!

criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

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